Lunch conversation

I was sitting outside a classroom with 2 other people, waiting for a Dutch Stylistics exam to start. (this conversation was in french)

L: I love dutch. I think it's the prettiest language I've heard.

V: You kidding me??!! I hate that language! I think it's the ugliest thing I've heard! Then I think German is prettier!

Me: *cough* *cough*

V: Well, I'm not referring directly to you. You speak fluent English. So you're saved.

.....aaaagghhhh......