Showing posts with label Silly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Silly. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Sunday, August 26, 2007

The BEST blonde joke ever!

It's really great. Click here

Monday, July 16, 2007

stupid, yet funny survey from myspace

i usually don't bother about these, but this one turned out to be quite amusing:

Directions:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
black or white

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
hoilili

WHAT IS YOUR LIFES PURPOSE?
singing softly to me

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
obiero

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
machette

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
savoy truffle

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK ABOUT YOU?
vampires in blue dresses

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
jeux d'eau

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Moyshe Halt Zikh (this means 'Hold on Mozes' in yeddish...)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
simarik

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
i'm a believer

WHAT SONG WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR WEDDING?
Ishmael and Itzchak (eek??)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
unsquare dance

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Ndiri Bofu

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
kindergarden

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
mrs. robinson

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
creation

WHAT WILL YOU REPOST THIS AS?
bang-a-boomerang

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Boy Howdy

You Passed the US Citizenship Test

Congratulations - you got 9 out of 10 correct!

Saturday, June 2, 2007

This is how one takes tests at BYU

I stole this from some dude's blog. This sign hangs outside the Testing Center at BYU, and 'the doors' refer to the exit doors.
Sometimes my life seems to be one long continuous culture shock

Friday, May 25, 2007

Third Culture Kid

I found this on facebook, and since I'm incredibly bored, so I'm going to mark all of the things that apply to me.
The 'textbook' definition of a TCK before:"A third culture kid is a person who has spent a significant part of his or her developmental years outside their parents' culture. The third culture kid builds relationships to all the cultures, while not having full ownership in any. Although elements from each culture are assimilated into the third culture kid's life experience, the sense of belonging is in relationship to others of the same background, other TCKs."
[x]"Where are you from?" has more than one reasonable answer.
[] You've said that you're from foreign country X, and your audience has asked you which US state X is in.
[] You flew before you could walk.
[xx] You speak two languages, but can’t spell in either.
[] You feel odd being in the ethnic majority.
[] You have three passports.
[x] You have a passport but no driver's license.
[x] You go into culture shock upon returning to your "home" country.
[x] Your life story uses the phrase "Then we moved to..." three (or four, or five...) times.
[x] You wince when people mispronounce foreign words.
[x] You don't know whether to write the date as day/month/year, month/day/year, or some variation thereof.
[x] The best word for something is the word you learned first, regardless of the language. :-D
[x] You get confused because US money isn't colour-coded.
[x] You think VISA is a document that's stamped in your passport, not a plastic card you carry in your wallet.
[x] You own personal appliances with 3 types of plugs, know the difference between 110 and 220 volts, 50 and 60 cycle current, and realize that a transformer isn't always enough to make your appliances work.
[x] You fried a number of appliances during the learning process.-Only my best friends' hairdryer :-)
[] You think the Pledge of Allegiance might possibly begin with "Four-score and seven years ago...."
[x] Half of your phone calls are unintelligible to those around you.
[x] You believe vehemently that football is played with a round, spotted ball.
[x]You consider a city 500 miles away "very close."
[] You get homesick reading National Geographic.
[x] You cruise the Internet looking for fonts that can support foreign alphabets.
[x] You think in the metric system and Celsius.
[x] You may have learned to think in feet and miles as well, after a few years of living (and driving) in the US. (But not Fahrenheit. You will *never* learn to think in Fahrenheit).
[] You haggle with the checkout clerk for a lower price.
[x] Your minor is a foreign language you already speak.
[x] When asked a question in a certain language, you've absentmindedly respond in a different one.
[x] You miss the subtitles when you see the latest movie.
[x] You've gotten out of school because of monsoons, bomb threats, and/or popular demonstrations.
[x] You speak with authority on the subject of airline travel.
[x] You have frequent flyer accounts on multiple airlines.
[x] You constantly want to use said frequent flyer accounts to travel to new places.
[xxxx] You know how to pack.
[x] You have the urge to move to a new country every couple of years.
[x] The thought of sending your (hypothetical) kids to public school scares you, while the thought of letting them fly alone doesn't at all.
[x] You think that high school reunions are all but impossible.
[x] You have friends from 29 different countries.-eh, do wallonia and flanders count as different countries?
[x] You sort your friends by continent.
[x] You have a time zone map next to your telephone.
[x] You realize what a small world it is, after all.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

100 DAYS!!!

In 100 days I shall be on a plane back to Utah! Actually, I'll probably still be on a plane to Atlanta....
When back in Provo, I shall be greated with culinary highlights such as these:












Also, Allison and I will entertain ourselves for many hours at the new Ikea, with activities such as these:



AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
100 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, April 7, 2007

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Viedejo!

It's even better if you watch it twice:

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Watch Ellen Cook

Behold!!!

Ellen cooked! her own creation!

Ok, so it's nothing fancy. Just some red cabbage from a can. It says it has apples in it, but I think I've yet to disocover those. The meat is lamb.

It was alright in the beginning, but while the picture uploaded I got kind of sick of it.

but my body was really in need for some veggies.

tomorrow i'll eat some Andeivi my mom made and froze for me. Along with some Chipoloatta's and Pickles. yeah. For lunch.

Ok, it looks like i'm going to clean my bowl now and take a shower...

and probably dig into chocolate after...

Tuesday, January 9, 2007

Don't look while I post this on the internet

I thought that the world had forgotten all about this. Well, I surely did. Well, here you have it: Ellen with long hair, horrible spanish pronounciation skills, even more horrible acting skills but IN PROVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, beware: