I was sitting outside a classroom with 2 other people, waiting for a Dutch Stylistics exam to start. (this conversation was in french)
L: I love dutch. I think it's the prettiest language I've heard.
V: You kidding me??!! I hate that language! I think it's the ugliest thing I've heard! Then I think German is prettier!
Me: *cough* *cough*
V: Well, I'm not referring directly to you. You speak fluent English. So you're saved.